(Source: omega3, via sourita-songvilay)
‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
(via lubricates)
(Source: haiderabd51, via joshpeck)
I like how dudes try to pretend vaginas are gross and meanwhile their dicks literally shoot slime.
I AM SCREAMING
(via fuck-it-im-ugly)
do girls really mature faster? or do we just excuse boys’ immaturity longer?
(via lubricates)
